Cousin : So how's your footy tipping?
Me : As good as a statistic tipper can be. Average haha. Nite is better.
Cousin: Do you know all the footy teams?
Me: I know some of them like Hawks, Swans, Cats, Bombers..
Cousin: You mean Bommers.
Me: Yes I mean Bombers.
Cousin: Nooo, Bommmmer.
Me: B-O-M-B-E-R says bom-Bers.
Cousin: Nooo, it's boMMMMers. Silent B
Me: Well that is a Koala accent for sure.
Cousin: No that is how you pronounce it.
Me: Do you say November, Novemmmer or barber as barmer?
Cousin: ...gr....
Me: Ka ka ka....
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